me as a parent
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
[robin thicke voice] hey hey hey
[justin timberlake voice] bye bye bye
do the people saying things like ‘there are no trigger warnings in real life’ or ‘you need to toughen up life won’t coddle you like tumblr dot com’ realize they’re basically saying ‘the world is a harsh and unforgiving place and im completely fine with that to the point where I’ll mock people for trying to make life easier for others and allow them a space where they don’t have to deal with upsetting things that they unfortunately have to deal with elsewhere’
feeling peer pressured into getting a christmas icon
Haha no, I like both, Ben Wyatt and Adam Scott. :)
I basically judge people by their thoughts on Amy Poehler and if they like her or not.
ah yes the scent of shady abortions and promiscuous german teenagers
"ur bra strap is showing" u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever kno i wear a bra